Biorhythm Shits

There was a radio broadcaster who keeps on telling his listeners to follow the biorhythm patterns in their day to day lives. In biorhythm, you will know the ups and downs of your emotions, physical attributes, intelligence etc. for a certain day. It shows you a graph with three interlapping curves that represent emotion, physical, and intelligence. If your curves go beyond zero, you have to be careful and avoid certain activities that involve the three attributes mentioned above.

A lot of his listeners called in to know their biorhythm for the day by giving their dates of birth.

All I can say is biorhythm is nothing but a piece of bullshit. There was one old woman who called in saying what her biorhythm was during that day because she just had a heated argument with her husband (emotion), she felt like she was very sick (physical), and couldn't finish the article she was writing (intelligence). Guess what? Her biorhythm for that day showed that her emotional, physical, and intellectual curves point to 100, the highest points in the graphs.

Fuck!